marți, 11 septembrie 2018

Culmi

Culmea prostitutiei: sa fii curva in Insulele Virgine.

Culmea casatorie: sa ceri mana fetei si sa primesti piciorul tatalui.

Culmea agriculturii: sa ari Calea Victoriei cu boii de la guvern.

Culmea ciclismului: sa faci turul pantalonilor.

Culmea ceasului desteptator: sa sune ocupat.

Culmea geografiei: sa deschizi "Portile de Fier" cu "Cheile Bicazului".


duminică, 9 septembrie 2018

La lopata

vineri, 7 septembrie 2018

The Best Fails of All Time

joi, 6 septembrie 2018

Funny Wallpapers


marți, 28 august 2018

Bancuri misogine

Apropo, despre liberalism. Si despre egalitatea dintre sexe. Eu consider ca sotia are dreptul sa faca tot ce vrea. Numai sa fie gustos.

Dumnezeu a facut lumea...si s-a odihnit.
Apoi a facut barbatul...si s-a odihnit.
Apoi a facut femeia...si NIMENI nu s-a mai odihnit.


- Cand te poate ajuta o femeie sa ajungi milionar ?
- Cand esti miliardar !

vineri, 27 iulie 2018

Bad Day At Work 😂

miercuri, 25 iulie 2018

Artificii din flori

luni, 23 iulie 2018

Summer water fails

joi, 19 iulie 2018

Patchworkz!

Discover 250 different patterns; 250 types, colors and different forms of patches! Patchworkz! is a great puzzle with unique concept! Welcome to the world of beauty! Everything in this game is so pretty - idea, colors, addictive gameplay. Your task is to complete a pattern using different color patches. All you have to do is to drag the patch and place it in the required spot of the picture. Meet new pictures and patterns every level! Have fun and enjoy the gameplay!:)

Wordz!

Wordz! is a brand new word game! This puzzle game perfectly combines classic crossword basis with simple swap-and-match gameplay. Test your vocabulary and spelling skills, feel yourself a detective, swap letters and decipher new words! Choose any of 6 languages available in this word puzzle: English, German, French, Spanish, Italian and Russian. Wordz! is also a pleasant way to test your knowledge of a foreign language and learn more! Become a world champion in crossword solving!
miercuri, 18 iulie 2018

Bubblez!

Bubblez is a multiplayer version of classic Bubble Shooter game! The goal is very easy: you have to clean off the field by matching three or more bubbles of the same colours. All exploded bubbles will appear on the field time and again. So in order to clear the playing field and get to the next level you must detonate them all. If you are lucky to complete the level before your opponent , you'll get his score as a bonus. Master you skills and have fun!
marți, 17 iulie 2018

Bancuri cu studenti

Tatal vine la oras, in vizita la fiul sau care este student. E tarziu, intuneric si nu se vede nici un trecator, asa ca se apropie de camin si striga:
- Stelica Popa unde sta?
Se aude o voce plictisita:
- Sprijina-l de usa ca venim noi sa-l luam!

 
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