sâmbătă, 18 ianuarie 2020

Dracula jokes

What did Dracula say to the teacher?
See you next period.

What's Dracula's favorite beer?
Bloodweiser

What did Dracula name his new boat?
The Blood Vessel

What did Dracula tell his son while teaching him survival skills
"You suck."


Why did the doctor suspect Dracula may have a breathing problem?
Because of his coffin.

What do Dracula’s girlfriend and a boxer have in common?
They both go down for The Count

I met Dracula at the pub.
He was having a bloody good time.


What do you sing when you kill Dracula's last clone?
"It's the final countdown"

1920: dracula used to drink virgin girls' blood....
in 2020: he died of hunger

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines

You remind me of Dracula.
You suck.

What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?
A count suspended.
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